OL' MAN RIVER

WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS DRESS AT THE THRIFT STORE, THE FIRST THING I NOTICED WAS THE PRINT. SINCE I CANNOT SEE VERY WELL ( I AM FOREVER SQUINTING, EVEN THOUGH I WEAR CONTACTS) I FIRST THOUGHT I WAS SEEING FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS. I REALLY DIDN'T CARE WHAT IT WAS. I JUST ADDED IT TO MY HUGE PILE AND WENT TO CHECKOUT. WHEN I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO WEARING IT, I REALIZED THE DRAGONS HAD MORPHED INTO MEN ON A PEACEFUL LOOKING RIVER. JUST AS WELL. I DON'T REALLY LIKE DRAGONS.